Moonbats already question the timing of the UK terror raid.
I am not surprised. I knew it was only a matter of time. One of my friends sent me a comment left on an MSN article where the poster intimated that there was no threat and that Bush and Blair made the whole thing up in an attempt to keep the Republican majority in congress.
You got us!!! You guys sure are smart!!! Here is what we did (because the villain always tells you his nefarious plan for world domination).
What we did was have a meeting, see.
Bush - If we want to keep those dang Liberals out of power we needed a diversion ... but what?
Blair - I know!! A terror plot that is foiled at the last second!!
Cheney - What a great idea!! But who do we frame?
Blair - Who indeed. The Muslims, of course!
Rice - How about some innocent Muslims who are doing nothing more than reading the Quran to their invalid mothers, while helping poor crippled homeless children learn to read, and feeding really cute stray puppies.
Bush and Blair – Excellent!
Yeah, that is how it all went down. And we would have gotten away with it too, if it were not for you meddling Moonbats!!
on September 21, 2006, 9:51 am
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2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.
3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social Security checks on time.
4. You have to believe that AIDS victims deserve their disease, but smokers with lung cancer and overweight individuals with heart disease don't deserve theirs.
5. You have to appreciate the power rush that comes with sporting a gun.
6. You have to believe...everything Rush Limbaugh says.
7. You have to believe that the agricultural, restaurant, housing and hotel industries can survive without immigrant labor.
8. You have to believe God hates homosexuality, but loves the death penalty.
9. You have to believe society is color-blind and growing up black in America doesn't diminish your opportunities, but you still won't vote for Alan Keyes.
10. You have to believe that pollution is OK as long as it makes a profit.
11. You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha.
12. You have to believe Newt Gingrich and Henry Hyde were really faithful husbands.
13. You have to believe speaking a few Spanish phrases makes you instantly popular in the barrio.
14. You have to believe that only your own teenagers are still virgins.
15. You have to be against government interference in business, until your oil company, corporation or Savings and Loan is about to go broke and you beg for a government bail out.
16. You love Jesus and Jesus loves you and, by the way, Jesus shares your hatred for AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton.
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